What a Knockout!

Mary here - posting from the farm. Last night we celebrated Sheree's hens night and this morning I have one hell of a headache. I'm not sure whether it's from the alcohol or fainting in Mum's hallway and bashing my head on a couple of walls on the way down. Thanks go to my little bro Les... who covered my naked ass up and brought me back to consciousness. What a trooper Sheree turned out to be. We set her many tasks to be carried out before the evening's end and she did so with grace and distinction. Everything even down down to kissing a biker barman, holding a man by his underpants, wrangling a condom from a young fellows wallet and getting photographed with a bare-chested nipple-pierced freak. Needless to say a good time was had by all. Mum nearly even managed a pole-dance for a group of bucks!